…some things I'll never know But if I were a man I'd go to Japan Maybe swim in the Seine And learn to speak French I'd have…
…the whole world in the palm of my hand I'd finally do what I could but I can't If I were a man [PENELOPE, spoken] Eloise, I must tell you…
…have to sit still and look pretty Dance 'til I'm proper dizzy Throw away the life that I've been missing But if I were a man I'd…
…as a lady there's just some things I'll never know... [Chorus 1] But if I were a man I'd go to Japan Maybe swim…
…in the Seine And learn to speak French I'd have the whole world in the palm of my hand And finally do, what I could, 'cause I can If I were a man…
…proper dizzy!" Throw away the life That I've been missing [Chorus 2] But if I were a man I'd summer in Can! Maybe play…
…If I were a man. I'd be so sweet. I'd give me everything I need. I'd be so glad to go this deep, If I were a man. If I were…
…it goes on and on forever, and there's just no way to know. I can change just like the weather. I'm as solid as a stone. If I were a man, I'd be so…
…sweet. I'd give me everything I need. I'd be so glad to this deep. I'd change the way the whole world thinks. If I were a man....if I were a man…

Victor, Victoria (Original Broadway Cast Recording) (1995), Across The Borderline (1993), Broadway; The Words of Alan Jay Lerner; Here I'll Stay (1996)
…[VICTORIA] If I were a man I could do a lot of things a woman never can [TODDY] Like what, for example? [VICTORIA] Well…
…an also-ran Though I know I never can ever be a man Oh, the life that I would plan If I were a man!…
…[VICTORIA] If I were a man I could do a lot of things a woman never can [TODDY] Like what, for example? [VICTORIA] Well…
Though I know I never can ever be a man Oh, the life that I would plan If I were a man!…
…the rabbit hole And down she goes, yeah down the rabbit hole If I were a man then I would teach my son to love like he should If I were a man If I…
…were a man I would take her safely in my hands If I were a man He wonders where my forgiveness lies It's…
…If I were a man And you a dog If I were man And you a dog I'd throw a stick for you If I were a man And you a dog I'd throw…
Batatabata, batatapata If I were a man And you a dog If I were man And you a dog I'd throw a stick for you Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh Potato chip-u Potato chip-u Batatabata, batatapata…
…will live in a wasteland My life is your life And your life is mine We belong together Since the beginning of all time If I were a man…
…together Since the beginning of all time If I were a man I know what I would think: "Life is a chain we're all its links!" So all…
…that you can do is to... Save me. Save me, save me Save me. Save me, save me Save me. Save me, save me Save me. Save me, save me If I…
…If I were a man and you were a dog If I were man and you, a dog I throw a stick for you If I were a man and you, a dog I throw…
…oh oh oh (Gibberish) [x2] If I were a man and you were a dog If I were man and you, a dog I throw a stick for you Oh oh oh, oh oh oh (Gibberish)…
…If I were a man and you were a dog If I were man and you, a dog I throw a stick for you If I were a man and you, a dog I throw…
…oh oh oh (Gibberish) [x2] If I were a man and you were a dog If I were man and you, a dog I throw a stick for you Oh oh oh, oh oh oh (Gibberish)…
…If I were a man and you were a dog If I were man and you, a dog I throw a stick for you If I were a man and you, a dog I throw…
…oh oh oh (Gibberish) [x2] If I were a man and you were a dog If I were man and you, a dog I throw a stick for you Oh oh oh, oh oh oh (Gibberish)…
Woman If I were a woman I would be man enough to keep you warm And boy If I were a man I would be strong enough to hold you tight…
…be mine Don't wanna lose ya Lover If you were my lover Would you be kind enough to take no other? Boy If I were a man Would I…
…If I were a man with a silver-tipped cane And spats of doeskin grey If I owned a house at the end of Park Lane…
Lady Anne If I were a man with a carriage fine Drawn by horses that were the best A golden pocket watch fine That chimed out…
Woman, if I were a woman I would be man enough to keep you warm And, boy, if I were a man I would be strong enough to hold you…
…go Lovely time Lover be mine Don't wanna lose ya Lover, if you were my lover would you be kind enough to take no other Boy, if I…
…were a man, would I be strong enough to practice what I preach? When your out of reach, I would sigh, and stomp, and prove my…
…your shit on me (It's human nature) And I'm not sorry (I'm not apologizing) It's human nature (Would it sound better if I were a man…